Tell More Truths or Give Less Fucks

I'd like people who claim they "don't give a f*ck" to actually not give a f*ck by truly not giving a f*ck by just...not giving a f*ck.
 
If you don't give a f*ck, then don't. No announcements, explanations, open-letters, or further proclamations about not giving a f*ck.
 
That's how I know that most of us give a f*ck. Why? Because we spend so much time denouncing the f*ck that we actually give.
 
Don't be embarrassed!
 
Claim that f*ck that you're trying to deny! You're treating it like a one-night-stand you'd like to forget or energy you regret giving to someone.
 
Or maybe you can just say it once? "I don't give a f*ck!" There!  We can believe that! But to continuously go out of your way to prove you don't give a f*ck by actually giving a f*ck enough to try and disprove it is indeed giving a f*ck.
 
...either that or the definition of giving-a-f*ck has changed?
 
From what I've been seeing lately, "Not Giving a f*ck" actually means: I do in fact give more f*cks than I want to admit; and although I know that you know that I know that you know that I DO give a f*ck, I will Tweet, Blog, Facebook, Tumblr, sing, and dance as if I don't."
 
And don't get me wrong...I certainly cosign & endorse the, "we need to learn how to give less f*cks" movement!  Word to @Cthagod
 
However...
 
What I don't cosign or endorse is lying to us and yourself about giving a f*ck when you actually do GIVE A F*CK.
 
Stop it! We see you!
 
Who is going to stop you from caring? We can't get mad at your feelings! That's like being upset at your love for no longer loving you. And although it's painful to us, the actual act of leaving or doing less because of the lack of love is what hurts. But we can't get mad at feelings.
 
And that is a hard pill to swallow, right?
 
But I digress...
 
I don't find anything wrong with being passionate about what you believe despite "haters" or those who doubt you. F*ck them! F*ck us! Do you!
 
But what makes you less credible, less genuine, more thirsty, shady and NEEDY is the constant need to beat a dead-horse with an over abundance of I-don't-give-a-f*cks.
 
We don't need the paperwork! Just don't give a f*ck and move on.
 
How about this...tell us what you do give a f*ck about so we can decide if we should give a f*ck too. Deal?
 
But for now...we know you give a f*ck, we see that you give a f*ck, we are aware of the amount of f*cks you're trying to hide...so in conclusion, we don't believe you and you need more people.
 
The end