(As discussed in the Facebook Group: All's NOT Fair in Love and War)
I compiled this list based on stories and testimonies, (including my own), that have been shared amongst friends. And sometimes all you can say is that 4 letter word! LOL! Feel free to add to it ladies! And yes gentlemen...you can add some F*CK Her(s) too. LOL! And thanks to my gurlz who have already contributed...You know who you are ;)
Here we goooooooooooo!
F*CK HIM if he stands you up after making a date to get together. "Standing up" includes not calling, showing up, or sending any type of "Bat Signal" to let you know that it's not happening. And please...don't text message to cancel the date.
F*CK HIM if he doesn't call you for your birthday and knows when it is.
F*CK HIM if he sleeps with you and enjoys ALL the benefits of the sex...but then tells you that you are NOT his type of girl because you slept together "too soon."
F*CK HIM if he sleeps with you then sleeps with your friend...actually...F*CK HER as well.
F*CK HIM if you invite him over and he tells you he'll come, "If" he "feels up to it..." Huh? Whhhhat you say? Stay home! F*CK HIM 2 times for that one.
F*CK HIM if he asks you out but complains about the drive to come pick you up.
F*CK HIM if he continues to look at his watch and or blackberry during your dinner date.
F*CK HIM if he tells you to "shush" or gives you the be-quiet-finger pressed against his lips so that he can take a call from his baby moms...because he doesn't want her to hear you in the back ground.
F*CK HIM if he tells you he wants a relationship...is tired of the dating scene and blah, blah, blah...sleeps with you...then develops amnesia and tells you that he isn't ready for a relationship and claims he told you in the beginning that he wasn't ready for one.
F*CK HIM if he suggests a three-some.
F*CK HIM if you call him and he texts you back..."what's up?"
F*CK HIM if after you call him, leave him a message, he takes weeks to call you back...and when he calls, it's to ask you for a favor. Really?
F*CK HIM if he tells you he's busy all of the time....but he makes time for the club!
F*CK HIM if his way of asking you out is, "you can meet me there if you want..."
F*CK HIM if he wants all the benefits of a relationship but not the commitment part.
F*CK HIM if he gives a "good looking" female friend of yours his business card for what he claims is "business." LOL! Sorry...had to laugh at that one.
F*CK HIM if he does not call you the day after you 2 have sex.
F*CK HIM if you have to beg him to put on a condom.
F*CK HIM if he doesn't respect your feelings...belittles you...and doesn't listen to your grievances.
F*CK HIM if he tells you he is single but has a girlfriend who lives in another state.
F*CK HIM if he comes over late night but never takes you out.
F*CK HIM if he voted for McCain. LOL! Joking!
F*CK HIM if he doesn't give you closure...just stops calling...no explanation.
F*CK HIM if he is a user, (especially if you raise his stock...but when you need him, he runs?)
F*CK HIM if he can text you back and forth for 2 hours but once you decide to be proactive and call him...he doesn't pick up
F*CK HIM if he invites you away on a trip but expects you to fly yourself out! WTF?
F*CK HIM if he picks you up in another chick's car
F*CK HIM if he allows you to pay for the 1st date without even offering to pay
F*CK HIM if he calls you "selfish" because you don't want a relationship based primarily on sex.
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Agreed with all of the above. Let me find out that there's a universal parcel of sorry-a$s men out there. I've come to the point where I try to see that guy for who he is & not what I want him to be. I wish I knew this at 16...I'd be a bad a$s beetch right now.
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ReplyDeleteF*CK HIM if we're on a date and his eyes are wandering around checking all of the chicks that walk by. The focus should be on me. If you feel a strong urge to look, glance and don't make it so damn obvious.
Fuck him if he counts how many times he pays for our dates! I'mNotFuckingWithYourCheapAss.com
ReplyDeleteFuck her if she smashed the homie! Real talk it happened to me and I ain't forgiving her. Fuck her.
ReplyDeleteF*ck him if he uses texting as his primary form of communication.. hes a coward... so f*ck em! LOL!
ReplyDeleteoh this is fun!
ReplyDeleteF*ck him if he chases you for years and when you finally do decide to give it a real shot he tells you "he intimidated by you and is afraid of a serious relationship with you. F*ck him!
F*ck him if he has to bring his boy to lunch with you-grow up dude! F*ck him (what's with these scary dudes anyhow?)
F*ck him if he pretends to be single and tells you AFTER you develop feelings and become intimate "Didn't I tell you I was married? I could have sworn....." F*ck him!
F*ck him if he is hollaring at one of your girls then tries to hollar at you... don't put me in that situation homie-F*uck him-plus I who wants to be second string anyways-right ladies?
F*ck her for stabbing her girls in the back while playing the innocent role.
(I know I got a lot of them but I swear they aint ALL mine-me and the girls talk about these things all the time-plus I got a radio show so I hear lots of horror stories!) lol
F*ck THEM if they are not acting like your real friends when the chips are down-but when you get back on top-they all magically RE-FIND your number again! F*ck DEM ALL!
F*ck people who actually take the time to search your name to befriend you on Facebook/Myspace/and Twitter only to get info and pictures to Hate on you! F*ck them!
lol....ok ok ok... I got to stop---I have said enough. This was theraputic! Thanks Claudai Jean!
Claudia Jordan
F*UCK HIM if he is 30+ and thinks he's entitled to do what the undergrads do just bc he's in a frat.
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